tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post231547126490634530..comments2023-12-29T10:28:51.585+00:00Comments on On..................Everything: On……the pursuit of a penis: An Atutu™ guide to getting the man of your dreamsAtutupoyoyohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00568377395401525211noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-8889341534805005512008-05-22T15:46:00.000+01:002008-05-22T15:46:00.000+01:00Great piece!Great piece!ablackjamesbondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06709052380618587109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-34186129388125304782007-09-14T18:11:00.000+01:002007-09-14T18:11:00.000+01:00Okay o! I am searching but pretending am not! Atut...Okay o! I am searching but pretending am not! Atutu this your guidelines better work or else...princesahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09206405119446956019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-37196652691046764802007-09-12T22:27:00.000+01:002007-09-12T22:27:00.000+01:00I have a friend who meets future boyfriends at wed...I have a friend who meets future boyfriends at weddings and church. What do boys that you meet at church want to do, seeing as guys in clubs only want to... what did you call it? Bensh? Gbensh?<BR/><BR/>I disagree with quite a lot of this, but then I never seem to get through the "Hold On" part, so who am I to talk? XxxxxBitchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07986740483605336132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-80645131041636593852007-09-12T17:56:00.000+01:002007-09-12T17:56:00.000+01:00well done son... well done.well done son... well done.UnNaked Soulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03192342200790273568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-85073588354701900092007-09-12T17:01:00.000+01:002007-09-12T17:01:00.000+01:00i really liked this....Useful ;)i really liked this....<BR/><BR/>Useful ;)Fluffycutethinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12668706331094379155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-54268534542827485952007-09-08T03:26:00.000+01:002007-09-08T03:26:00.000+01:00lol!lol!SOLOMONSYDELLEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17564768670896215900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-28188699881002415032007-09-07T16:48:00.000+01:002007-09-07T16:48:00.000+01:00lolll...was so interesting that I read from beginn...lolll...was so interesting that I read from beginning to the end! Hmmm...nice advice! Though I may differ on some aspects just a teeny lil bit, but overall its an A (dunno why I'm feeling like one grader sha, but this was good). Lol.Jennifer A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06618639466963813761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-14250704444973654022007-09-06T22:52:00.000+01:002007-09-06T22:52:00.000+01:00update!update!!update!!!update!update!!update!!!Ms. Catwalqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506293561878301421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-70929816327901127472007-09-06T12:22:00.000+01:002007-09-06T12:22:00.000+01:00Loving ur blog ey, dropping by for the fist time.Loving ur blog ey, dropping by for the fist time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-67641363142538586672007-09-06T12:21:00.000+01:002007-09-06T12:21:00.000+01:00lolz, on the pursuit of a wetin? too funny! I agre...lolz, on the pursuit of a wetin? too funny!<BR/><BR/> I agree with evrything else BUT the first date bit. I'm sorry am not into unnecessary laughters o ahn ahn, if i keep laughing at the 'unfunny' jokes, he'll keep on bringing them, which would so bore me out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-65924374450632106002007-09-06T01:48:00.000+01:002007-09-06T01:48:00.000+01:00I love you too much jare.i am healed...cos u came ...I love you too much jare.<BR/>i am healed...cos u came and checked on meMs. Catwalqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506293561878301421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-7589057130377655112007-09-05T21:24:00.000+01:002007-09-05T21:24:00.000+01:00"The most successful relationships are the ones wh..."The most successful relationships are the ones where the man is living under the illusion that he is running things"<BR/><BR/>Hmnn hmn hmn! Preach owwn brother. I tell this to soo many ladies and they think it's nonsense. You don't always have to be confrontational. Ololufemi just drops "Motigbo" and I know she ain't doing whatever I say... *sigh*Ekoaketehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09150452841077432306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-54553604606904651922007-09-05T16:26:00.000+01:002007-09-05T16:26:00.000+01:00@ UndaCova: I know from your page that you are lov...@ UndaCova: I know from your page that you are loving Josh Holloway. I bet you would even laugh at his knock knock jokes. When we were in the Seychelles I didn't see you shining those pearlies at me once apart from when you were speaking to that dashing young chap at the bar. Hmph!<BR/><BR/>@ Jerusalem: Aye a Yorkshireman am I. Thanks for reading<BR/><BR/>@ uknaija: Cheers dude. Waiting on the next travelog.<BR/><BR/>@ geisha: Yes you are right there are some chunks missing but I decided to edit for the sake of brevity. The trust thing hmmmm…. I will come back to that one<BR/><BR/>@ bighead: No worry my man the male version is coming very soon.<BR/><BR/>@ Paula D: Yes just to begin with but if he gets carried away and thinks he is Mike Epps then you have to subtly let him know he ain't THAT funny<BR/><BR/>@ Nyemoni: The feeling is doubly and trebly reciprocated. Our boys are starting to put some wins together. We thank God o.<BR/><BR/>@ Yosh: Thanks dude. I couldn't write anything heavy-handed even if I tried.<BR/><BR/>@ Aijay: Thanks o. U know my mouth is very foul. Besides it was a lovely play on words with "happiness" and "a penis". I could not resist :-)<BR/><BR/>@ Labelle: Thanks for reading. Most of it is tongue in cheek but there is a lot of truth in there somewhere. Promise.<BR/><BR/>@ Catwalq: U are a latecomer o. I thought we had an agreement to stalk each other's blogs on the regular. I know say I tay small with the post sha so I no vex. And oh yeah, how I go yap a whole you? U know I'm in full support. I will swallow my jealousy and watch that space with interest.<BR/><BR/>@ Ejura: That's it. The cover is blown. Now I have to shut down the whole blog. Autographs are 2 grand a pop (3 if you want a pic). Paypal details to follow…… :-)<BR/><BR/>@ 30+: Thank you for that honorary doctorate o. People in Naija pay good money for that kind of title o. So question about the no sex before marriage thing. Do you not prefer a try before you buy policy? Is physical compatibility not as important for women as men? I'm curious….<BR/><BR/>@ Nonesuch: Thanks so much for reading. Glad you enjoyed it<BR/><BR/>@ Vindication through innocence: LOL. You see when you put it like that, it starts to sound very Fatal Attraction doesn't it? The man will be wondering wetin dey do this wan sef? Maybe I am on a mission to convert the world's women into these psycho types. Perhaps that is my hidden agenda. :-)<BR/><BR/>@ Anonymous: LOL @ "Doking" Now THAT is one I have not heard in a while. The loose women point is an interesting one. The rules are changing all the time. In a recent relationship I was in, I said let me see what it would be like to actually delay the sex part and see what happens. Can you believe the girl started getting all mooody and distant because she thought I didn't like her? Changing times men.<BR/><BR/>@ Jaja: You said it man. Nothing sexier than a girl who is not looking - at least not obviously so. Part 2 dey come no worry. So many possibilities with that one. I go enlist your experience on that one.<BR/><BR/>@ Baroque: LOL. I no say na only the toe-curling one you go quote. I dey watch u o.<BR/><BR/>@ Carlang: LOL. I like the reverse thinking there. Yes I suppose it can work that way as well….. Awaiting feedback<BR/><BR/>@ Emz: You are so right. There are truisms but very few rules. Once you start following rules then the relationship is already doomed to failure.<BR/><BR/>@ Femme: Where u been girl? I agree with the laughter and jokes thing but remember that all the nerves you feel on any first date are probably reflected in the guy as well. In a man this manifests itself by trying to over-impress, usually by telling anecdotes, stories, etc. Sometimes it all flows, at other times it is a jumbled mess. The point is to offer some encourgement at first in recognition of this and not to damn him as unfunny and/or boring. Although many guys do turn out to be…..<BR/><BR/>@ Kafo: Okay here's the deal. I start writing in a women's weekly as soon as I start seeing those musical words of yours in print. Deal? If the biological clock is ticking then of course look away! There is an art in looking but not looking if you know what I mean<BR/><BR/>@ Candy: I'm really glad you enjoyed it. They are not rules as such just things that make sense when you think about them. Mixed in with some bullshit of course…but that is my way.<BR/><BR/>@ Nikkisab: You return would be most welcome. Next time we will talk about the trust thing. Thanks for reading<BR/><BR/>@ Onome; The pleasure, I assure you, is completely mine. Thanks for the kind words and make good your promise. Cheers<BR/><BR/>@ Covertnigerian: Thanks for taking the time to read. However you don't say the parts you don't agree with. <BR/><BR/>@ Catwalq: Your germs are like nourishment for my soul. They just can't hold us down.<BR/><BR/>@ Manda: LOL. Male Uncle Tonia indeed. No be your fault. Some parts of it favours the guy no doubt. But I promise you if you keep GOODman happy then your reward will be manifold. Ask not what your man can do….. Etc, Etc<BR/><BR/>@ Afolabi: You sound pensive my brother. Speak for you know I value your opinion most highly.<BR/><BR/>@ Omosewa: Sounds pretty sexy from where I'm sitting…….<BR/><BR/>@ Zephi: Thanks for reading and the comments. No of course you don't really need to practise your laugh. I happen to think the pitch of a woman's laugh is one of nature's most beautiful sounds.<BR/><BR/>@ Isi: You are not lying o. Now what is that saying I'm trying to remember, something about a cake and eating it………….Atutupoyoyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00568377395401525211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-76920225307161394522007-09-05T16:06:00.000+01:002007-09-05T16:06:00.000+01:00i agree!! men like to sit on the throne even if th...i agree!! men like to sit on the throne even if they know next nothing about the kingdom. i am loving this article...Joy Isi Bewajihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12279638351942168377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-12732749513650473172007-09-04T21:51:00.000+01:002007-09-04T21:51:00.000+01:00well said and delivered...witty tooexcept somethin...well said and delivered...witty too<BR/><BR/>except somethings were over the to...its not that serious for me to go and learn how to laugh...<BR/><BR/>then again.. I have a man...I am digging your writing though..flawsandallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09795688797177341328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-75097013081000732732007-09-04T20:34:00.000+01:002007-09-04T20:34:00.000+01:00Nice write up, i must confess. I agree on not over...Nice write up, i must confess. I agree on not overlaughing, been practicing my sexy laugh actually...heheheEyin'ju Oluwahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08296158254946758113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-25650027314296019802007-09-04T19:38:00.000+01:002007-09-04T19:38:00.000+01:00hmmnnn....hmmnnn....Afolabihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05811670308614659267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-67113893353767158332007-09-04T18:18:00.000+01:002007-09-04T18:18:00.000+01:00Abeg o Atutu, when did u become our Male Uncle Ton...Abeg o Atutu, when did u become our Male Uncle Tonia ehn? Some of dis tips are good o but dont u think it kinda favours guys beta?Mandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05167831604626893321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-23897678228521103182007-09-04T16:48:00.000+01:002007-09-04T16:48:00.000+01:00where r u sef?u don't respond to my comment, u don...where r u sef?<BR/>u don't respond to my comment, u don't update...what is up<BR/>abi u caught my flu?<BR/>aaaahhhhMs. Catwalqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506293561878301421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-87004328589177889832007-09-04T13:53:00.000+01:002007-09-04T13:53:00.000+01:00quite interestin. i agree with you almost entirely...quite interestin. i agree with you almost entirelycovertnigerianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979561352661320776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-28812786982426426902007-09-04T10:17:00.000+01:002007-09-04T10:17:00.000+01:00fantastic work....i like d part dat says a woman d...fantastic work....i like d part dat says a woman dat bests gets on with guys is one who knows how best to get on without them....dats my saying for today...<BR/>thanks atutu....(first time here too)Onomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06075411016505181183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-32737762173744655402007-09-04T08:02:00.000+01:002007-09-04T08:02:00.000+01:00True words!!! I wish more people would realise tha...True words!!! I wish more people would realise that wen the time is right tins come to u (Ladies especially). Trust is important in every relationship so it isnt over rated. 1st time here and I'll be back.NikkiSabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11729326061681010204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-56619759872285141542007-09-03T12:57:00.000+01:002007-09-03T12:57:00.000+01:00I thoroughly enjoyed that.. good read!!!@The woman...I thoroughly enjoyed that.. good read!!!<BR/>@The woman who gets on best with men is the one who knows best how to get on without them - no truer words have been said <BR/> Lmao @ love is d same as like except .... etc etc<BR/>CandyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-26235970360367749612007-09-02T20:26:00.000+01:002007-09-02T20:26:00.000+01:00beautiful oooooooooi must say that you are rightwh...beautiful ooooooooo<BR/><BR/>i must say that you are right<BR/>when u rn't looking he comes knocking<BR/><BR/>but what if my biological clock is ticking an' tickin' an tickin<BR/><BR/>and i almost 35 <BR/><BR/>se i can start looking<BR/><BR/>lol<BR/><BR/>i love the holding on part also. u should think about having a column in a women's magazine or something.Kafohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03562416491827334841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2501333649334575578.post-52982756504597721212007-09-02T20:14:00.000+01:002007-09-02T20:14:00.000+01:00while i agree that men are attracted to the balan...while i agree that men are attracted to the balanced female who looks like she is uninterested,i dont agree with your first date rules. <BR/> i mean, if his jokes are not funny, why bother?<BR/> laughter and fun are important aspects of any relationship especially if u aim for long term.<BR/> rest of it makes sense but no strict rule to when for 'visiting hours'.<BR/>interesting read.<BR/> <BR/> sorry for not commenting earlier, came but was busy.<BR/> hope u are having a nice weekendFemmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06007025395857443163noreply@blogger.com